Too fast too expensive

So I was saying to Bubbles "bubbles man I've never been fined for speeding or pulled over for illegal modifications" Yeah I'm pretty lucky so I think to myself. Bubbles face gleams with envy like I was some pioneer and I felt good about my flawless record. Tonight was cold, no thank you unseasonable weather! I hate turning on demisters. I concede to the fact I was driving tonight, Bubbles, Alien and me hop in my Delorian only this model doesn't go back in time nor does it travel into the future so I was going to discover...

Well because I have a spare seat we are going to pick up K, she lives in Klayton. The journey to k's was uneventful, me and Bubbles debated about body hypertrophy and enjoyed the lifeless scenery. We get there and K strolls toward Crash Bandicoot's car thinking she was going to ride with them, cars full bitch! She eventually understands and is reluctant to roll with us gangsta's. Crash bandicoot drives awfully fast! It's hard to keep up... well I didnt want to do it but he forced me... kinda...

20mph... 30mph... (speed limit reached) 50mph.... 60mph.... 80mph!!! we are going back to the future !! Disco lights start flashing and funny whirling sounds can be heard...... Not how I invision my future but I predict I wont be returning to the wheel for a while... Funk.... Its the fun police.

I was signaled to pull over... my incompetance at the time didnt allow me to see traffic beside me and I almost cut another motorist off well done Paul Walker wanna be! Im stationary on a side street and I roll down the window.. I feel some crowning in my pants... "License please" The tone was robotic, wow maybe I am in the future? nawww he was just a dead beat cop who hates his job and just wishes he hadn't watched police academy.

I step outside and produce a peice of plastic that somehow governs my right to drive, this peice of plastic seems to have more authority then me! My details check out, and he asks "do you have a reason for speeding?" I reply with a confident but sensible "ummm noo".. he then says " well I clocked you at 200kmph but I'll write down you were doing 100kmph so thats only a 1 month suspension" WOOW I like this guy! maybe cause he likes my swagger or something but that was real nice of him! Now I thought that was that but this short stumpy officer comes out of the car and pulls out a pizza cutter? he proceeds to roll this pizza cutter under my car.....

Sorry donuts are that way mother f$5ker -------> "sir your car is too low, you'll need a full road worthy certificate" FUNK!!! Anyway I get the paper work and they greet me good bye. Well I jinxed myself didn't I? So tonight I learnt that jinxes are real and going fast is expensive! I now know I will not repeat "bloody mary" 3 times when the clock strikes midnight.

Winter, a cold bitch. She often reminds me of what I will eventually become, grey, cold and bitter. This weather prompts me to play slow jamz, usually with my feet curled up for warmth. I ponder what has become of my life, a wilting tree begging for spring to return. Once abundant with leaves now leafless with branches of opportunity severed from the cruel winds of life. No longer a tree, just a stalk, a dead end, a prick often refered to as a dickhead.

The fully hectic dancer - he points to the sky like he will ascend to some kind of greatness. Arms swinging side to side biding their time then unleashing into a cylindrical motion. Leg are usually slightly bent and gives the impression this outlaw has rickets. The face beams with confidence , he glances left to right and validates his authority as no one seems to be in his dance proximity.