Jabba da hut

22k 22k 22k 22k 22k 22k 22k..... The monstrous Jabba systematically recites a transistor code aimlessly, his motive remains an enigma till this day. "Abu dabu wabu wabu" yerr... wtf? and no I'm not writing a new Star Wars adaptation, this is my weekly electronics class with possibly the most unearthly human? being as our educator, by the way he does mumble and make strange noises that we can't decipher.

Jabba as I call him or commonly known as Mr Yosif, it is in its mid 400's? (40's) stands about 5ft 9 horizontally... he is a reminiscent splitting image of the character "Jabba the Hut" which featured in the blockbuster movie "Star Wars", in fact he would of been perfect for the role of Jabba, no need for costumes and animaltronic models. He is a tyrant as he is in the movie, but I have to admit there are moments where you have to show luv to this thing? (guy). Having said that it is mostly due to his bizarre sense of humor and behavior that some find him bearable.

Well we were ready for a practical session of class, while we line up for our transistor components Jabba is heard reciting 22k... it just kept on reap eating itself.... 22k 22k 22k 22k, we were well done with receiving components for our exercise but Jabba persists with his recital? Some could say he was retarded for about 30 minutes just perched there on his stool and repeating a code, and do I have information that may prove him mentally disabled.

Without fail he would materialize? lol (his an alien) in front of pupils that had applied hair product and advised them he could hustle cheap hair gel from bunnings warehouse? lol "Ask for Jason at bunnings to get you 1 litre of Gel for $20 so you can just dip you head in each day" No I've never asked for Jason to realize if this deal was legitimate but I assume it was dodgy, and it didn't help when he spoke with a thick alien accent? I once had an eerie encounter with Jaba.

It was early morning, I had arrived at school earlier than usual to hand in my assignment. Making a hasty entrance through the electronics lab I discovered Jaba slithering (he was crawling on all 4's, yes wtf) toward the entrance of the neighbouring classroom. Concealing himself behind the wall of the entrance he "shhhhed" me and whispered "I'm trying to scare Mr Anderson", I was bowled over to say the least but there was laughter racing through my mind. I said sir what the F@#k are you doing, which startled Mr Anderson who briskly made his way towards us. I think he was dumbfounded.... whats going on??? I don't even know.

Hilarious times they were but I the most memorable if not one of, is the time when he had a bogger hanging out of his nostril for the entire lesson. The class was in hysterics but he couldn't figure out what was so humorous to us. Ahhh... love hate relationship to sum it up, will elaborate on the hate in future.

Mr X.